Vegas, Baby

gay guy: *cough*

white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

has anyone tried typing with their boner

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.

I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

swaggiesauceandyolos:

shampood:

my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”

wow what a homophobic bitch

my mom is married to a woman